So You Want To Buy Shoes

If you're coming to a site called "sell me shoes" chances are you want to buy shoes.

If you don't want to buy shoes, then why not?

Are you some sort of hobbit with such hairy soles that you don't need protection from the wintry concrete?

Are you planning on wearing the shoes that you have so thin and ragged that they might as well not be shoes at all?

What about staying inside all day, every day, sitting by the hearth in your cozy mansion? Does that apply to you? Probably not.

None of the three possibilities above are particularly likely, and if they do happen to fit your personal circumstances then this is not the place for you, but if you're a regular person that sometimes needs new shoes then this blog could help you decide which shoes to choose.

No shoes are being actively sold in this post, since this is just to explain what the blog is about, but everything below will recommend some sort of footwear.

If you're lucky, it could be footwear that you want, even if you didn't know you wanted it beforehand.

If you're still reading, I'm glad to have grabbed your attention.

Feel free to scroll down and read on so I can sell you shoes.

A Minor Shoe Setback

As much as I would like to sell shoes semi-directly to you at the moment, the fledgling nature of this blog makes doing so quite difficult. Apparently I need to be a bit more established in order to qualify for official commissions, which is a shame.

Shame!

Enough to make you want to stomp around the neighborhood, shouting about the misfortune to all who might hear like Wee Willie Winkie. Whether your feet are wee-sized or not.

While you are stomping, you need something to cover your feet. Slippers are not ideal. Sneakers are.

Buy them!

As part of my sales shtick. I take what should be an unlikely hypothetical situation and state it as fact. The fact that I admit to such shenanigans could be why I have not been successful as a shoe seller.

Another reason could be lack of actual merchandise.

Details, details.

Perhaps later posts will have more of those pesky little details. Time will tell.

I think it's time you bought yourself some shoes.