As much as I would like to sell shoes semi-directly to you at the moment, the fledgling nature of this blog makes doing so quite difficult. Apparently I need to be a bit more established in order to qualify for official commissions, which is a shame.
Shame!
Enough to make you want to stomp around the neighborhood, shouting about the misfortune to all who might hear like Wee Willie Winkie. Whether your feet are wee-sized or not.
While you are stomping, you need something to cover your feet. Slippers are not ideal. Sneakers are.
Buy them!
As part of my sales shtick. I take what should be an unlikely hypothetical situation and state it as fact. The fact that I admit to such shenanigans could be why I have not been successful as a shoe seller.
Another reason could be lack of actual merchandise.
Details, details.
Perhaps later posts will have more of those pesky little details. Time will tell.
I think it's time you bought yourself some shoes.
